annunciated:

Now I know how my parents feel when they see has prices…

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dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

I do.

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lonelyboners:

did you try turning it off and on?

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watching every season of weeds all tonight and this weekend because I’m pretty much bed ridden wooooo

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no really I would love to keep waking up at 430 am and vomiting everywhere
really I never want this to be over

(via thefaggotmonster)

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evgeni-malkin:

TRUTH. Also is this a popsicle stick?

(Source: makemestfu)

pigeonsatan:

orbitars:

how to summon pigeon satan:

• draw pentagram
• sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram

ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ

(via adultmom)

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